Pool Reports of August 19, 2022

Out of town pool report #1: Call time midday

Morning from sunny Wilmington. Our call time has been pushed to noon.

They say we're young and we don't know

Out of town pool report #2: Van

Good afternoon. Pool is loading into a van shortly. No further details have been given. You know how this goes so the next pool report will come when something happens.

You'll have seen the unemployment statement from half an hour ago.

It's a sunny 88F here with very little chance of rain.

Out of town pool report #3: Motorcade

Pool picked up POTUS motorcade at the bottom of the lane, and we are rolling at 15:52.

For those who want to speculate, we are headed in the direction of the golf club.

Out of town pool report #4: Fieldstone

Motorcade pulled into Fieldstone Golf Club at 16:00 after an uneventful spin through country lanes, surrounded by thickets of trees, big lawns and the occasional lake.

The pool van rather unexpectedly pulled through the gates. But was quickly turned around, and sent out again. Excitement over. And we are preparing to hold at the usual supermarket spot.

Out of town pool report: Golf partner

While the pool holds, the White House sends along this detail:

The President is playing golf with his brother James Biden.

Out of town pool report #6: Holding

OK, I said I wouldn't trouble you with unnecessary updates, but just in case you are worried we have disappeared into a sinkhole, rest assured that your pool continues to hold close to the golf club and has now closed down Janssen's Market. On the upside, the pool has had time to purchase extra underpants for the extended Wilmington stay.

Out of town pool report #7: Motorcade

Motorcade rolling from golf club at 19:51 as darkness descends.

Out of town pool report #8: Residence and lid

Motorcade pulled into residence driveway at 20:01, leaving Pool van to peel off. We didn't see POTUS today. and haven't laid eyes on him since we saw his back briefly, as he got into motorcade after disembarking from Marine One on Tuesday.

Lid called at 20:01.

And that concludes our service for Friday. Let's do it all again tomorrow.